What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 06:08
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.
Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What has been your best sexual experience?
{RING} {RING}
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.